Day 01 — The one thing that it seems like everyone else on the planet is into but I just cannot stand is…
Fruit. Gotta be fruit.
I can eat any vegetable you can think of, I’ve never had a problem with them. Brussel sprouts? Love ’em. Cauliflower? Pile that shit up. Legumes? Never met one I didn’t like. Helloooo chickpeas! Lima beans? More like Lover beans!
Fruit, on the other hand, is just gag-worthy. I have a vivid memory of being chased around the house by my desperate mother as she tried to get me to eat some blueberries.
The smell of some of those things, I mean, papaya? Yuck. Come on. You cannot be serious.
I can manage bananas, cooked apples and poached pears. That’s all you’re getting.
And for the love of all that is delicious, stop muddling lemons into my drink.
That’s just disgusting people.