Sleep and Salami: Wow! Yay! My blog got to XXXX number of views!
Boyfriend: That’s amazing! Well done!
Sleep and Salami: Thanks, this is so cool. Ha! I’m such a geek!
Boyfriend: Well, it’s a big achievement for a Sunday.
Sleep and Salami: Not today – ever. That many views since I started.
Boyfriend: Oh. Right.
It felt a little anticlimactic after that.
I’m not as happy as I was about that whole thing now…